Yeah, this is going to be a page with links to my friend's sites. But since I haven't had time to create the links yet I thought I'd just go ahead and park this creepy clock here. The clock has a penguin trapped inside of it and the penguin is encapsulated in a condom. I'm not sure what's going on here but it's kind of tragic and interesting at the same time.
If you really need some friends badly I'll go ahead and leave the condomized penguin (his name is PengPeng) and a cactus with a hard-on here to keep you company, alright? Please keep a close eye on them. If that damned cactus catches the penguin he's going to bust the condom, and we wouldn't want that to happen again. You're in charge.